Monday, November 24, 2008

Ben's Jokes

Okay no big news today, doing great with our meds. Steroids down to twice per day - we are very excited about this. Ben has gained 4 pounds in the last week, he is getting cute pudgy checks like when he was a baby. Ben has some jokes of his own he would like to share - unfortunately I don't think we can blame these on the meds I think we have to blame these on being 4! Here goes..

Q: Why did the rat live in the box?
A: Because if forgot to come out

Q: Why doe the singer sound like an animal?
A: Cause it ate to much breakfast

I'm sure you are laughing your heads off!

Love ya
Lil' Ben

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ben,
It is so windy here in Saint Louis today !! I had to hold on tight to my purse when I was walking today !!
I am so glad you are home! Wish I could come visit you. I would bring some of our really good St. Louis pizza !!Do you remember it from Aunt Megan and Uncle Mike's wedding party ??? You were pretty little, but we adults sure loved it.
Give your Mom and Dad and little brother a BIG hug from us, and have them give you one from us, too !!!
Happy Turkey Day !
Gina and John Bussmann

Anonymous said...

Hey Ben,

Your jokes are really funny. Where did you come up with those? I'm glad to hear your having a good day. Your class misses you very much and said they can't wait for you to come back to school. Did mom give you your chocolate bar today? If not you better get her!! Talk to you later. I love you!

Anonymous said...

Hey Ben - Great jokes! They say humor is the best medicine so if your jokes are the barometer, then you are doing great!!!

Here's one from us.

How'd you get the hook?
A shark bit off me hand.
What about the eye patch?
Me parrot shat on me eye, and it was me first day with the hook...

Adios amigos!
Ginger & Dave

Anonymous said...

Wowzers Ben! You sure know how to tell good jokes and I hope you'll keep posting them so we can enjoy more! I bet you have your brother and mom and dad rolling in laughter. You sure got me chuckling! Ok, so here's my joke of the day right back at ya.

Q: Where should a 500 pound alien go?
A: On a diet!!!

Love, Jill

Anonymous said...

Hey big guy, I'm sure glad to hear you only have to take your medicine 2 times a day now. Be careful eating all that pizza. You will gain so much weight that you will have to have lazy days every day. I sent Grandma an email gae you can play and see if you can beat my score. I only got 21.
Love you and hope you have a good day tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Ben, Why can't clown noses be 12 inches long? Because they would be a foot. Ha Ha Ms carol

Anonymous said...

OK, one more. Our dog is just like one of the family. Which one? Ms carol

Anonymous said...

Hey Ben,

Those jokes were sooo funny! I was rolling on the floor laughing! You know what I just realized? It is only ten more days to your birthday! Hooray! See you soon buddy. Love You!

Anonymous said...

Hiya, Ben,

I liked your jokes today! Keep it up. I like elephant jokes Here's one a kid wrote: What cheers you up when you're sick? A Get Wellelephant!

Love, Megan's Mom, Peg

Anonymous said...

Hey there Ben. You could write a joke book!! I think they're very funny!! They tickled me pink. I sure look funny. ha ha
By the way, do you use big or small marshmellows in those fights?
Good night brave pirate! God loves you and so do I.

Mrs. Rita

Anonymous said...

Whoaa Ben those jokes were really good! I wish I was that funny...I never know any good jokes. And it's great to hear you've gained some weight! Nothing is cuter than pudgy cheeks! But you were cute already huh?!?! Well have a good day Ben!

Love you

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha!

I'm just glad the rat didn't come out of the box!!

lots of love from Michelle & the Nebraska boys

Anonymous said...

Hey Ben!!

I had so much fun playing at your house last night. Isn't Miss Jessica the coolest??!!?? When I got home I went right to sleep after I had a little bit of dinner. My mom didn't even get to bathe me. hahaha! I'm a dirty pirate.

I'm leaving tonight to go to my paw-paw's house in Texas for Thanksgiving. My Paw-Paw bought me a bull rope so he can teach me to ride his steers. I don't know why, but my mom says that me riding steers will cause paw-paw to get hurt. Can't figure that one out. Have a Happy Turkey Day!!! See you when I get back.

Love ya,
Patrick

Uncle Peter and Aunt Robyn said...

Good jokes Ben! You make up waaaay better ones than me! Glad to hear you're getting pudgy cheeks. You and your cousin Abby would make a nice pair. She's only 5 months old, but she really wants to meet you and she has pudgy cheeks too! Have a good day little man!

Anonymous said...

Wow Ben. You and I have the same sense of humor. Enjoy your Thanksgiving and eat lots and lots of turkey and stuffing (cornbread dressing if you are from Bama like my Mom). Miss you buddy and had fun at your house.

Mitchell

Ale & Pablo said...

Hola Benchu!
Awesome jokes!
here's another one:
there are only 2 muffins in the oven at 400*F. one muffing says: Uf! It's hot in here! and the other says....Oh my God! a talking muffing!!!!!
hahahahhahahahahahhaa
Wii LUV u TONS!
We think about you all the time!
tell your mom and dad we say hello!
Happy gobble, gobble, gobble day.