I have a bunch of jokes for you all tonight:
1. Where does a sailor go when his sail gets a hole in it?
To the Wholesale Store!
2. Why is a football stadium always cold?
Because it full of fans.
3. What helps ghosts win games?
Their team spirit.
4. How does an octopus go out onto the baseball diamond?
Well armed.
5. What happened when Santa took boxing lessons?
He decked the halls!
Okay now that you've had a good laugh -
NO MORE CHEMO - for now. Last night was the last dose for this round.
Have a good night!
Love ya,
Lil'Ben
Pirate Ben
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9 comments:
OH my gosh, you are soooo funny!! My stomach is hurting, and tears are rolling down my face from laughing too much!! Oh no, wait a minute, I have to go catch my head, (I laughed it off)Ok I got it back and I have a joke for you.
Q. what color is a burp
A. burple
I know not as good as yours, but my head may not be screwed on right. ha ha ha
Love you bunches and bunches!!
Mrs. Rita
To the Sarrat Family.
God bless you! Thank you for the blog and keeping us posted! You are an amazing family and you give much inspiration to everyone!! My prayers and thoughts are with you daily! Psalm 18:2 The Lord is my rock and my deliverer; my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge.
Numbers 6:25 The Lord make his face shine upon you be gracious to you.
Love in Christ
Rita
man, oh, man, Ben, you completely outjoked me!!! All of them dandies too!!! Good thing because I straightened things up today and put things away and can't find my trusty joke sheet.
Hip, hip, hooray!!!! No more chemo!!!!!! You are the best boy and the bravest pirate. I'll be over soon with something the bravest pirate I even knew deserves after that long battle!
Love to all,
Megan's mom, Peg, and her dad, Jack, too plus our fierce but stupid Chihuahua, Pip, who weighs 6 lbs. but will take on any larger dog.
good jokes bud- uncle mikey and elvis and i are rolling on the floor.
well, we finally found our driveway under all that snow, i wish you were here to build a snowman with (and make yellow snow, ewwwww)
love you,
aunt mego
Ahoy Ben - Way to go on the chemo treatments! And what great jokes! We're not sure we can come up with any as grand as yours but we'll try...Here are some more attempts at yuletide humor...=)
Why do mummies like Christmas presents?
Because they’re wrapped.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
When you look in the dictionary.
Why does Santa have a garden?
So he can ho, ho, ho!
And with those ho, ho, hos, we say...
Adios Amigos!
Dave and Ginger
Wow Ben your jokes are so funny. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts. Its great that you got pick out a play for Shaun Peyton. Also I cant believe that you got to meet Drew Brees and the rest of the Saints players. I am so jealous. I bet you had lots of fun. hope to see you soon buddy.
I love you and Miss you!
Hi, Ben. Found my jokes. Hope you had a good day. I went out with Megan to SSC this morning and started repainting the crane puppets for raising the chicks.
Didn't see the monkey though. He was probably watching me.
Here's ANOTHER elephant joke: What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Lost!
Love, Megan's mom, Peg
Hola Benchu!
what a great joker you are!
Juaaaaaa juaaaa juaaaaaaaa (this is how people laugh in Spanish!)
We´re so happy that chemo is over for now!
We love u tons!
Alex, her mom and dad.
Aunt Shirley said...
Happy New Year Ben,
I am soooooo happy that you are done with Chemo. It is so neat to start the new year without having to take it. You looked so cool on the field with Drew. I agree with Ms.Jessica, I think that cute little girl was eyeing you up. Maybe you can pick her up when out cruising in your jeep. Don't celebrate to much tonight with Grandma & Grandpa. You might have to keep an eye on them. Say hi to Shaun for us.
Love you bunches. Ben, I am not as good as you are with this blog stuff. I posted on the wrong day, so here goes again.
Aunt Shirley
December 31, 2008 11:46 AM
Hi, Ben,
Went out to SSC with Megan again this morning (Wed.) and did diets and extra diets. I can't get the fish smell off my hands. Carol says I'm very neat!
I've got another elephant joke for you:
What's grey and moves at 100 miles per hour?
A jet-propelled elephant.
Love, Megan's mom, Peg
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